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NOT REALLY SURE WHAT SPURRED THIS ONE.

WASN'T FEELING DOWN WHEN IT WAS DRAWN.

WASN'T FEELING UP EITHER.

PROBABLY WAS FEELING AVERAGE, WHICH SOUNDS MORE NEGATIVE THAN POSITIVE.

IF THEY ASK HOW YOUR DAY IS, AND YOU REPLY "AVERAGE," THEY'LL SAY "OH." NO NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE UNEVENTFUL, AND THEY'RE RIGHT.

TALK ONLY OF BAD OR GOOD. MIDDLE STUFF IS BORING UNLESS NABISCO'S INVOLVED.

NEED TO MAKE THINGS MORE DRAMATIC, CAPITALIZE MORE ON AWFUL AND AWESOME, OR MAYBE JUST AWESOME, LIKE A U.S. HISTORY TEXTBOOK.

WHEN THIS COMIC WAS DRAWN, MAYBE IT WAS MY HAND THAT WAS DEPRESSED.  PINKY FELT FORGOTTEN. MIDDLE FINGER WITH A SORE BACK.  RING FINGER HAD BAD CIRCULATION.

MAYBE MY INDEX FINGER DIDN'T GET THE POINT.

MAYBE MY THUMB WAS SORE.

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