Strip Number Five

105a

105b

105c

105d

105e

105f

105g

105ha

 

ABOUT THIS COMIC

THIS COMIC IS COMPETELY FICTITIOUS. IT IS RIDICULOUS TO THINK I GRADUATED FROM ANYTHING.

FOR REAL, THOUGH: I ACTUALLY ALMOST DIDN'T GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE. ONLY REASON I DID IS BECAUSE A KIND PROFESSOR STUCK UP FOR ME.  TO SHOW HIM MY THANKS, I TOOK MY DEGREE AND FORGOT HIS NAME AND DIDN'T THINK OF HIM AGAIN UNTIL NOW.

SOMETIMES IT'S EASIER TO THANK A STRANGER HOLDING AN OPEN DOOR FOR YOU AT STARBUCKS THAN A PARENT WHO BATHED YOU AND NOURISHED YOU AND LOVES YOU STILL.  IN YOUR HEAD YOU MAKE A LIST OF THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE BEEN MEANING TO SPEAK WITH, TO THANK, AND A HAIR FALLS OUT FROM YOUR SCALP EVERY DAY YOU DELAY. THIS IS THE CAUSE OF PATTERN BALDNESS.  BALD IS IN THESE DAYS. LOTS OF GUYS SHAVE THEIR HEADS.  

STUDIES SAY PROCRASTINATION IS THE NUMBER ONE KILLER OF MEN, BUT REALLY IT'S PROBABLY A SADNESS THAT DOES US IN.  

 

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